If A Statement Is Untrue, It Is

When We Asked Pooh What The Opposite Of An Introduction Was, He Said "the What Of A What?" Which Didn't Help Us As Much As We Had Hoped, But Luckily Owl Kept His Head And Told Us That The Opposite Of An Introduction, My Dear Pooh, Was A Contradiction; And, As He Is Very Good At Long Words, I Am Sure That That's What It Is.

I Wonder What Piglet Is Doing," Thought Pooh. "i Wish I Were There To Be Doing It, Too.

The Average Man Finds Life Very Uninteresting As It Is. And I Think The Reason Why Is That He Is Always Waiting For Something To Happen To Him Instead Of Setting To Work To Make Things Happen

If A Statement Is Untrue, It Is Not The More Respectable Because It Has Been Said In Latin.

What I Like Doing Best Is Nothing." "how Do You Do Nothing," Asked Pooh After He Had Wondered For A Long Time. "well, It's When People Call Out At You Just As You're Going Off To Do It, 'what Are You Going To Do, Christopher Robin?' And You Say, 'oh, Nothing,' And Then You Go And Do It. It Means Just Going Along, Listening To All The Things You Can't Hear, And Not Bothering." "oh!" Said Pooh.