If A Listener Nods His Head When

Adapting Old Programs To Fit New Machines Usually Means Adapting New Machines To Behave Like Old Ones.

To Understand A Program, You Must Become Both The Machine And The Program.

I Think It Is Inevitable That People Program Poorly. Training Will Not Substantially Help Matters. We Have To Learn To Live With It.

C Programmers Never Die. They Are Just Cast Into Void.

When Someone Says, "i Want A Programming Language In Which I Need Only Say What I Want Done," Give Him A Lollipop.