I'd Strike The Sun If It Insulted

Old People Go To The Polls Because They Can't Get Erections, Young People Stay Home, Do Drugs And Have Sex.

I'm Gonna Have To Start Walking Down The Street And Start Hitting People In The Head!

One Problem With A Lot Of Musicians Is That They Remove Themselves In A Studio And Make A Record And Assume People Are Going To Pay Attention To It Just Because They've Made It.

If Someone Writes A Nice Review Of My Record, I Feel Like I Should Take Them Out To Dinner Or Go Over And Clean Their Apartment.

When Public Figures Think They Can Open A Business Even Though They've Got No Business Experience, It's A Bad Idea.