I'd Rather Play Jazz, I Hate Rock

I'm Amazed That I Can Still Play Really. But I Can.

I Think The American Government Is Now The Most Corrupt Government In The World.

People Say Cream Gave Birth To Heavy Metal. If That's So, We Should Have Had An Abortion.

God Is Punishing Me For My Past Wickedness By Keeping Me Alive And In As Much Pain As He Can.

They Credited Us With The Birth Of That Sort Of Heavy Metal Thing. Well, If That's The Case, There Should Be An Immediate Abortion.