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I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink. When They Wake Up In The Morning, That's As Good As They're Going To Feel All Day.

How She Moves. That's Just Like Jell-o On Springs. She Must Have Some Sort Of Built-in Motors. I Tell You, It's A Whole Different Sex! Joe: What Are You Afraid Of? Nobody's Asking You To Have A Baby.

My Career Has Been Full Of Remarkable Coincidences That Have Nothing To Do With Me.

It's Hard Enough To Write A Good Drama, It's Much Harder To Write A Good Comedy, And It's Hardest Of All To Write A Drama With Comedy. Which Is What Life Is.

I Was Lying Ten And Had A Thirty-five Foot Putt. I Whispered Over My Shoulder: "how Does This One Break?" And My Caddie Said, "who Cares?"