I'd Rather Make $700 A Week Playing

I've Played Everything But A Harp.

Why Should I Complain About Making $700 A Week Playing A Maid? If I Didn't, I'd Be Making $7 A Week Being One.

I'm Letting No Man Handle My Bank Account.

The Only Choice Permitted Us Is Either To Be Servants For $7 A Week Or To Portray Them For $700 Per Week.

Putting A Little Time Aside For Clean Fun And Good Humor Is Very Necessary To Relieve The Tensions Of Our Time.