I'd Rather Look Good In My Coffin

When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things. I Did It (the O-z-z-y Tattoo Across His Knuckles) When I Was 14. I Was In Jail For Something. I Could Have Had It Removed, But Why? It's My Trademark. People Stop Me And Say, 'let Me Have A Look At Your Hand.'

Still, One Of The Few Good Things About Being Dyslexic Is That When I Say I Don’t Read Reviews, I Mean I Don’t Read Reviews.

It Took A Lot Of Water To Down Just That F-king Bat's Head, Let Me Tell You. It's Still Stuck In My F-king Throat, After All These Years. People All Over The World Say, 'you're The Guy Who Kills Creatures? You Still Do It? You Do It Every Night?' It Happened F-king Once, For Christ's Sake.

Let Me Explain Something To You - You Have Not Been Standing In Front Of Thirty Thousand Decibals For Thirty-five Years - Write Me A Note!

There Are No Uncriminal Crimes.