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I Really Want It To Have An Impact On The World. I Want To Be In A Town On The Other Side Of The World, And Somebody Walks Up And Says, 'that Music You Made In Glasgow, I Listened To It Every Day, And It Moved Me.'

Anyone Can Play An Instrument If You Show Them How To Move Their Limbs, Lips Or Fingers The Right Way. It's Irrelevant. What Is Relevant Is Personality, Energy, Creativity And Disturbing Sense Of Humour.

The Beatles Were Huge For Me, ... I Used To Jump Around The Room To The Red Album, The One With All The Early Hits On It. It Made You Feel Euphoric. It Was A Sensation I Couldn't Get From Anything Else, Whether It Was Playing Football, Swimming Or Even Seeing 'star Wars.'

Cinema, Which Is Influenced By Every Single Part Of Life, Is Direct And Reaches You Immediately. And Writing - The Best Writing Is Complex Ideas Communicated Concisely. And Music - If It's A Good Tune, Make Sure People Can Bloody Hear It!

If Success Had Come Along When I Was 17 It Would Either Have Killed Me Or Sent Me Completely Mad.