I'd Rather Be Funny Than Wise.

The Death Penalty Is Becoming A Way Of Life In This Country.

Now, Personally, I Am Baffled By The Concept Of Racial Prejudice. Why Hate Someone Based On The Color Of Their Skin When, If You Take The Time To Get To Know Them As A Human Being, You Can Find So Many Other Things To Hate Them For?

Democratic Candidate John Kerry On Tuesday Chose Fellow Senator John Edwards To Be His Running Mate. Asked About Edwards' Lack Of Foreign Policy Experience, Kerry Revealed His New Campaign Slogan, 'i Promise Not To Die.'

Any Time Your Parent Says They Party With You, That Is Its Own Form Of Child Abuse.

When Your Mother Starts Using The Word "party" As A Verb About Her Kid, That's Absolutely Crazy.