I'd Rather Bare Skin Than Wear Skin.

My Mom Has Said She Wished I Were Gay... I Don't Think She Likes My Taste In Men.

Every Time We Go By Kfc, My Kids Ask Me To Honk And They Yell 'boo' Out The Window.

I Don't Mind A Little Blood On The Ice When It's A Hockey Rink, But I Hate Seeing Blood On The Ice When It's From Baby Seals.

I Have A Soft Spot For Bad Boys.

Men Are Just Like A Book - With A Beginning, Middle And An End.