I'd Probably Still Be A Financial Journalist

This Is What's So Annoying About Going Out With Luke. You Can't Get Away With Anything.

She Doesn’t Really Have A Sense Of Humor. I Think She’d Like To Have One—it’s Just That She Doesn’t Quite Understand What Jokes Are For.

For Years Now I've Kind Of Operated Under An Informal Shopping Cycle. A Bit Like A Farmer's Crop Rotation System. Except, Instead Of Wheat, Maize, Barley, And Fallow, Mine Pretty Much Goes Clothes, Makeup Shoes, And Clothes (i Don't Bother With Fallow). Shopping Is Actually Very Similar To Farming A Field. You Can't Keep Buying The Same Thing, You Have To Have A Bit Of Variety. Otherwise You Get Bored And Stop Enjoying Yourself.

The Worst Thing A Girl Can Do Is Trail After A Boy When A Love Affair Is Dead.

Sometimes You Don't Need A Goal In Life, You Don't Need To Know The Big Picture. You Just Need To Know What You're Going To Do Next!