I'd Much Rather Wear Out Than Rust

It's The Ratings, Stupid, Don't You Know? They've Got Us Putting More Fuzz And Wuzz On The Air, Cop-show Stuff.

I've Tried Everything. I Can Say To You With Confidence, I Know A Fair Amount About Lsd. I've Never Been A Social User Of Any Of These Things, But My Curiosity Has Carried Me Into A Lot Of Interesting Areas.

I'm All News, All The Time. Full Power, Tall Tower. I Want To Break In When News Breaks Out. That's My Agenda. Now, Respectfully, When You Start Talking About A Liberal Agenda And All The, Quote, 'liberal Bias' In The Media, I Quite Frankly, And I Say This Respectfully But Candidly To You, I Don't Know What You're Talking About.

On Capitol Hill, The Republican-controlled House Voted Mostly Along Party Lines Tonight To Pass President Bush's Federal Budget Blueprint. This Includes His Big Tax Cut Plan, Partly Bankrolled, Critics Say, Through Cuts In Many Federal Aid Programs For Children And Education.

Anyone Who Says Network News Cannot Be Profitable Doesn't Know What He Is Talking About. But Anyone Who Says It Must "always," Make Money Is Misguided And Irresponsible.