I'd Love To Have Been Born Into

The Only Good Political Movement I've Seen Lately Was Occupy Wall Street. They Had No Leaders, Which Was Genius. But Unfortunately It Always Ends Up With Some Hippy Playing A Flute.

The Real Color Of My Hair Is Mouse. I Always Want To Be Ginger, Which I Was When I Was Born, Or Blond, Because I Live In L.a., And I Want To Look Like I Go Surfing Without Any Physical Effort.

I'm Not Great At Dealing With Death, I Have To Say. I Find Death Very Hard: My Mum, My Dad, Sid Vicious. I'm Not A Monster; I Feel It And It Scares Me. One Death At A Time, Please, Is All My Heart Will Bear.

I Love American Ski Resorts Because They're Open To Everyone, Are Not Incredibly Expensive. They're Not Snobby And You Can Have Fun All Day Long On The Most Excellent Mountains.

The Only Notes That Matter Come In A Wad