I'd Lose My Mind If I Heard

When I Watched American Idol, I Always Thought Simon Was The Most Realistic. Simon's Like, It Was Absolutely Horrid. That's What They Tell In The Music Industry.

I Can't Record In The Morning Because I Sound Like Barry White.

I Can Imagine You Touching My Private Parts. With Just The Thought Of You I Can't Help, But Touch Myself.

Will People Think I've Been Dropped? Oh God, You Don't Want People To Think That. No One Will Want To Touch You If They Think You Got Dropped.

Like Scarlett O'hara, I Won't Be Broke Again.