I'd Like To Thank God For Making

Whatever Else Is Happening, Things Are Better In The Sun.

Why Buy A Book When You Can Join A Library?

My Ideal Meal Would Probably Be The Cheesiest Pasta Or Pizza, Followed By Something Creamy And Chocolaty. I Mean, Just The Worst Things, Really.

Be Happy. It Really Annoys Negative People.

Americans Are Brought Up To Believe They Can Grow Up To Be The President Of The United States. Brits Are Told, It Won't Happen To You.