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I Wanted To Be A Comedian, I Wanted People To Laugh At What I Was Saying, Not To Be Staring At My Boobs Or Wearing A Skirt And Show Off My ... I Just Didn't Think That That Was The Best Way To Get Taken Seriously In That World.

I Hate When Men Think That Money Is Gonna Buy You Happiness... I Mean, It Helps.

David Hasselhoff Was Hospitalized After Falling Off The Wagon Again. He Probably Got Used To Drinking Too Much, Because For Years He Never Had To Worry About Driving Anywhere - His Car Drove Itself.

You Know What They Say, When One Door Closes, Another Belvedere Opens.

Adults End Up Shading Things And Shading The Truth, And You End Up Lying And Telling People What They Want To Hear.