I'd Like To Do One Of Those

Our Good Time Is Sitting In A Coffee Shop With A Newspaper, Writing A Line On The Back Of A Napkin. That Is The Most Fun Comedians Ever Have

Maybe If We Lie Down Our Brains Will Work.

Seems To Me The Basic Conflict Between Men And Women, Sexually, Is That Men Are Like Firemen. To Men, Sex Is An Emergency, And No Matter What We're Doing We Can Be Ready In Two Minutes. Women, On The Other Hand, Are Like Fire. They're Very Exciting, But The Conditions Have To Be Exactly Right For It To Occur.

When You Interrupt, You've Stopped Listening. People Need To Be Heard.

A Really Hard Laugh Is Like Sex-one Of The Ultimate Diversions Of Existence.