I'd Like To Be The Ambassador To

I Make Bad Choices. I've Got Such Dodgy Tastes In Men.

There Was A Point When I Almost Gave Up. I Couldn't Feed Myself. I Couldn't Feed My Pets.

I Didn't Like Not Having Work And Not Having People Return My Calls.

We're Norwegians. You Know, The Vikings. My Deadlift Was 310 Pounds. I Mean, I Was Very, Very Strong - And I Didn't Take Steroids. I Did It All On My Own.

Don't Forget To Vote For Bill Clinton And Al Gore. Stay Home If You're Voting For Dole.