I'd Like A Glass Of Cold Gravy

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

We Wanted To Interview People On The Show, Do Variety, Get The Artists, The Guests Involved With Us In Our Group. They Wanted To Keep The Four Guys Together. We Wanted To Change The Format.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

The Monkees Are Like The Mafia. You're In For Life. Nobody Gets Out.

And It Really Pisses Peter And Micky Off When I Get Onto One Of Those Tangents Where I Start To Do Humor.