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I Never Met A Librarian Worth His Or Her Salt Who Didn't Perceive My Passion For Books.

Marriage Is Very Important. Marrying A Girl Is The Most Important Thing A Man Can Do. Never Mind Business Or Politics Or Sport Or Any Of That, There's Nothing So Vital To The World As A Man Marrying A Woman. That's Where We Get Our Children From, That's How The Human Race Goes Forward. And If It's Too Late For Children, There's The Companionship Of A Safe And Trusted Person.

We Irish Prefer Embroideries To Plain Cloth. To Us Irish, Memory Is A Canvas--stretched, Primed, And Ready For Painting On. We Love The "story" Part Of The Word "history," And We Love It Trimmed Out With Color And Drama, Ribbons And Bows. Listen To Our Tunes, Observe A Celtic Scroll: We Always Decorate Our Essence.

Start With The Difficult And When It Gets Easy, Everything Else Is Easier.

Stick A Lighted Candle Up Your Backside To Give Yourself That Inner Glow.