I'd Definitely Like To See Less Twerking

The American Public Really Does Have A Death Wish For Me. They Want Me To Die. I'm Not Going To Die.

You’ve Got To Be Prepared For The Names They Are Going To Call You Compared To Your Male Peers… You Will Be A Floozy And A Slattern. He Will Be Virile And A Ladies’ Man. You Will Be A Freakshow, A Retching Wretch, A Sloppy Drunk. He Will Be Charismatic, Vainglorious, A Ferocious Drunk And Dionysian. You Will Be Indiscriminate And Desperate. He Will Be Generous, Tortured And Driven.

I'm A Survivor, At Least That's What Everyone Tells Me.

I'm Ultimately A Widow And A Single Mother, Who's Not Even Getting To Be A Mother Right Now. I Am So Alone, It's Freaky.

So, I Gained A Little..weight, .. Big Deal. Clean And Sober.