I'd Come To Respect The Bag.

It Almost Made Me Long For The Flying Pig. --percy

I've Always Found The Second Book In A Series Is The Hardest To Write.

It’s My Birthday, Horus Insisted. Wish Me Happy Birthday! “happy Birthday!” I Yelled. “now Shut Up!

I Pressed Play And Started Up Chiron's Favorite--the All-time Greatest Hits Of Dean Martin. Suddenly The Air Was Filled With Violins And A Bunch Of Guys Moaning In Italian. The Demon Pigeons Went Nuts. They Started Flying In Circles, Running Into Each Other Like They Wanted To Bash Their Own Brains Out.

I Whistled. "you Have Evil Thoughts For A Goat.