I'd Be More Willing To Accept Religion,

Have You Noticed That They Put Advertisements In With Your Bills Now? Like Bills Aren't Distasteful Enough, They Have To Stuff Junk Mail In There With Them. I Get Back At Them. I Put Garbage In With My Check When I Mail It In. Coffee Grinds, Banana Peels...i Write, "could You Throw This Away For Me?"

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

Almost All Of Us Have An Elevator Or Two In Our Lives Somewhere. We Wait For Them, We Ride On Them. We're Annoyed By The Wait But Pleased With The Lift.

Walking Is Good For The Soul.

If You Do See Me In A Restaurant, Please, Just Let Me Eat My Dinner.