I'd Always Wanted To Write Books Ever

The Tv Commercials, Which Are Endless And Fairly Crass, Gave Birth To Brock, The Bad-lawyer Character In Razor Girl. In Real Life You Can Find Even Sleazier Examples Than Him.

Hey. Sometimes To Conclusions.

I Still Do A Weekly Opinion Column For The Miami Herald, And It's Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel. Rotten Fish.

I Love Reality Shows. The Folks Who Dream Up Some Of These Concepts Are Either Geniuses, Or Totally Stoned.

As Frightening As This May Sound, What You See In The Books Is The Way I See The World. And So Far I Haven't Seen Anything, Either In Florida Or Elsewhere, To Dissuade Me From It.