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I Think It's Going To Be Remembered As The Last Major War On Planet Earth, If We're Lucky, If We Maintain Our Foreign Policy Properly. It Will Be Remembered As The Last Time Major Countries Had To Put People In The Field And Put Them In Harm's Way. It May Be The Last Of All Human Nature Wars, Which Is A Nice Way To Remember Any Kind Of A War, As The Last One.

I've Been Telling People For 12 Years That If You Want To Get A Nuclear Device Into The United States, Just Bring It Through The Port Of Miami Disguised As Cocaine.

When I Go To Peoples' Houses I Like To Sneak Into Their Bedrooms And Try On Their Underwear.

The Only Person Who Has Artistic Control Is The Director, And 'director' Is How You Spell God In Hollywood.

Things Rarely Happen For A Single Reason. Even The Cleverest And Most Skilled Manipulators Recognize That Their Real Art Lies In Making Use Of That Which They Cannot Predict.