I Write Funny Nonfiction Adventure Books About

Going To Africa. Hope I Don't Get Aids. Just Kidding. I'm White!

Somebody Told Me, “twitter Hates Tabloids, But Twitter Is Constantly Acting Like A Tabloid, Repeating The Mistakes Of The Things We’re Hoping To Better.” Twitter Wanted To Become A More Egalitarian Justice System, But Instead It Became A Draconian One.

Of Course There Are People Who Would Like To Eat Breakfast Without The Screams Of Toddlers All Around Them, But Those People Should Get Over Themselves And Stop Being Stuck Up And Idiotic.

Nothing Uniquely Bad Has Happened To Me In My Personal Life, But All The Regular Little Bad Things Have Accumulated To Make Me A Neurotic Person. And These Adventures Are My Way Of Trying To Make Sense Of That.

My Paranoia Never Ends, But I Haven't Been Paranoid About Being Spied On My Shadowy Forces For Some Time Now.