I Write Because I Hate. A Lot.

Literature Is Composed Of Quarter Truths, And The Quarters Are Often Spent On Penny Candy.

Some People Say Their Life Is Full Of Darkness And I Wonder Why They Don't Just Try And Switch The Lights On.

I Do Think Of My Reader, Or Listener, Really, More Often, If I Give A Lecture, For Example, And I Know That I'm Talking To These People; I Enjoy Sort Of Preening Them A Bit. But It's A Matter Of Decorum, Basically.

Sports, Politics, And Religion Are The Three Passions Of The Badly Educated.

I Publish A Piece In Order To Kill It, So That I Won't Have To Fool Around With It Any Longer.