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I Forgive Nothing. If You Stole My Orange Crayon In The Fifth Grade, You're Still On My Hit List, Buddy.

Ive Never Seen Myself As A Fantasy Writer-ever.

The Viennese Wash Everything. Where Else In The World Does The Government Hire Public Servants To Wash Public Telephone Booths And The Glass Over Traffic Lights? Every Time I See Someone Doing These Things, I Smile Like A Child.

Even The Handsomest Men Do Not Have The Same Momentary Effect On The World As A Truly Beautiful Woman Does.

May This House Stand Until An Ant Drinks The Ocean And A Tortoise Circles The World.