I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far

I've Never Cooked. I Can't Do Much More In The Kitchen Than Make A Cup Of Tea And Some Toast.

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

In My Case, Things Have Pretty Much Been Handed To Me

Cole Porter Wrote Anything Goes And Four More Hits For Me

Always Give Them The Old Fire, Even When You Feel Like A Squashed Cake Of Ice.