I Wouldn't Succeed At Musical Theater.

I'm The One Usually Wearing The Dress, Which Is What I Would've Preferred, But They Wouldn't Let Me. It's Been 15 Years Since I Did That And My Ass Isn't As Good As It Used To Be.

I'm Always Trying To Perfect The Romantic Comedy, Though.

People… They Don’t Write Anymore – They Blog. Instead Of Talking, They Text, No Punctuation, No Grammar: Lol This And Lmfao That. You Know, It Just Seems To Me It’s Just A Bunch Of Stupid People Pseudo-communicating With A Bunch Of Other Stupid People In A Proto-language That Resembles More What Cavemen Used To Speak Than The King’s English.

Humility Is Considered An Un-masculine Quality.

My Favorite Parts Of Work As An Actor And A Director Are Those Unplanned Mistakes That Do Happen, Because It's Like Catching Lightning In A Bottle. It's The Best Part Of What We Do.