I Wouldn't Say I Invented Tacky, But

I Want It All - And I Would Like It Delivered.

When You Have A Steady Job You're More Inspired To Broaden Yourself.

I've Always Said We Got Married Because There Was Nothing On Tv.

I Bear No Grudges. I Have A Mind That Retains Nothing.

Writing A Book Is Not As Tough As It Is To Haul Thirty-five People Around The Country And Sweat Like A Horse Five Nights A Week.