I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If

The Out-of-work Actor Wears Out More Than Shoe Leather. The Very Sensibilities That Make Him An Artist Are Shattered By The Disregard He Is Shown As A Human Being.

Mother Of Three; Divorcee; American. Twenty Years Experience As An Actress In Motion Pictures. Mobile Still And More Affable Than Rumour Would Have It. Wants Steady Employment In Hollywood. (has Had Broadway). References Upon Request.

I Wanted To Be The First To Win Three Oscars, But Miss Hepburn Has Done It. Actually It Hasn't Been Done. Miss Hepburn Only Won Half An Oscar. If They'd Given Me Half An Oscar I Would Have Thrown It Back In Their Faces. You See, I'm An Aries. I Never Lose.

I Never Said Anything That Was Unprintable. Never Said Anything Just For The Sake Of Being Startling.

At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.