I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If

If You've Never Been Hated By Your Child, You've Never Been A Parent.

One Can Make More Enemies As A Female With A Brain, I Think.

There Comes A Time In Every Woman's Life When The Only Thing That Helps Is A Glass Of Champagne.

I Was So Uncomfortable At A Party Recently When The Conversation Droned On About Women Who Are Constantly Getting Married. I Was On The Edge Of My Chair, Close To Squirming In Embarrassment Because I Myself Was Guilty Of Four Husbands. I Finally Leaned Forward And Squeaked, 'but One Died!

Oh, Don't Let's Ask For The Moon. We've Already Got The Stars.