I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If

I Went Back To Work Because Someone Had To Pay For The Groceries.

I Survived Because I Was Tougher Than Anybody Else.

You Can Lose Everything But You Can't Lose Your Talent!

I Wanted To Be The First To Win Three Oscars, But Miss Hepburn Has Done It. Actually It Hasn't Been Done. Miss Hepburn Only Won Half An Oscar. If They'd Given Me Half An Oscar I Would Have Thrown It Back In Their Faces. You See, I'm An Aries. I Never Lose.

May Each Of My Grandsons Know, At An Early Age, What His Life's Ambition Is -- And May He Be Successful In His Pursuit Of That Goal.