I Wouldn't Mind Paying Taxes... If I

The Naacp Is A Wonderful Organization . . . But Do You Realize If Tomorrow Morning We Had Complete Integration, All Them Cats Would Be Outta Work?

We Used To Root For The Indians Against The Cavalry, Because We Didn't Think It Was Fair In The History Books That When The Cavalry Won It Was A Great Victory, And When The Indians Won It Was A Massacre.

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

If You Take 12 Waters From The Coconut - Not The Ones You Buy In The Store, Although That's Good - But The Fresh Coconuts, The Little Brown Ones With The Three Eyes, If You Take 12 Of Those Within 24 Hours, Your Blood Will Go Back To The Way It Was When You Were Born.

There Is A Limit On How Much Information You Can Keep Bottled Up.