I Wouldn't Give Satan A Snowball's Chance

People Are Bringing Shotguns To Ufo Sightings In Fife, Alabama. I Asked A Guy, "why Do You Bring A Gun To A Ufo Sighting?" Guy Said, "way-ul, We Didn' Wanna Be Ab-duc-ted." If I Lived In Fife, Alabama, I Would Be On My Hands And Knees Every Night Praying For Abduction.

Music Is A Great Energizer. It's A Language Everybody Knows.

Yesterday, Some Hooligans Knocked Over A Dustbin In Shaftesbury.

If Ur Going To Have A War On Drugs, Have Them Against All Drugs, Including Alcohol, The Number One Offender.

The Role Of The Comedian Is To Say 'wait A Minute' When A Consensus Starts To Form.