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He Opened A Window In My Heart, And The Light Of The World Shined In.

Weak Coffee Is The Greatest Sin Against Humanity.

By Accident Jeb Bush Announced That He Was Running For President. And Then He Said, 'no, Not Yet. Ok, I Made A Mistake.' And Then Later In The Day, By Accident, He Called Hillary And Congratulated Her.

North Korean Dictator Kim Jung Il May Be Stepping Down. Yeah, Experts In The State Department Say He Could Be Replaced By His Son, Menta Li Ill.

Iraq's Elite Republican Guard Is Doing So Badly They're Changing Their Name To The Democratic Guard.