I Wouldn't Do Anything If I Didn't

We're All On A Journey. The Average American Switches Professions Four Times. I'm Lucky To Be In A Business Where I Can Change The Character I Am Playing Every Couple Of Months.

I Figured Out The Only Way To Get Women In High School Was Not To Care That Much. Now I Realize That You Have To Live Your Life And Eventually They'll Be Attracted To You And You'll Be Attracted To Them And It Will Just Happen. I Think. I Think.

You Know What? I'm Really Attracted To British Women, There's Something Innately Proper About Them. However Badly They Behave Their Accent Is So Cute That It Makes Up For Everything!

Ever Since Poltergeist Terrified Me When I Was 12, I Can't Watch Horror Films, I'm A Real Wuss.

When I Turned 18, I Skipped My Party To Take My Girlfriend On A Road Trip. It Turned Out To Be An Amazing Birthday.