I Would Rather Smoke One Cigar Than

The Church Says The Earth Is Flat. But I Know That It Is Round. For I Have Seen The Shadow On The Moon. And I Have More Faith In A Shadow Than In The Church.

The Greatest Superstition Now Entertained By Public Men Is That Hypocrisy Is The Royal Road To Success.

Whoever Imagines Himself A Favorite With God Holds Others In Contempt.

Every Sect Is A Certificate That God Has Not Plainly Revealed His Will To Man. To Each Reader The Bible Conveys A Different Meaning.

It Is Hard To Overstate The Debt We Owe To The Men And Women Of Genius.