I Would Rather Have A Scot Come

Few Animals Display Their Mood Via Facial Expressions As Distinctly As Cats.

Visualize Yourself Confronted With The Task Of Killing, One After The Other, A Cabbage, A Fly, A Fish, A Lizard, A Guinea Pig, A Cat, A Dog, A Monkey And A Baby Chimpanzee. In The Unlikely Case That You Should Experience No Greater Inhibitions In Killing The Chimpanzee Than In Destroying The Cabbage Or The Fly, My Advice To You Is To Commit Suicide At Your Earliest Possible Convenience, Because You Are A Weird Monstrosity And A Public Danger.

I See The Creative Accomplishments Of Which Highly Gifted Humans Are Capable As Special Cases Of The Universal Creative Process, That Game Played By Everyone Against Everyone Else, From Which Wells Up All That Has Never Been Before.

There Is No Faith Which Has Never Yet Been Broken, Except That Of A Truly Faithful Dog

It Ought To Be Realized By All Dog Owners That Obesity Shortens A Dog's Life Quite Considerably, A Life Which Is Much Too Short Anyhow.