I Would Rather Be With My Kids

I've Met A Lot Of People Who've Lost Their Jobs And They Still Have A Sense Of Humor.

Give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish And You Feed Him For A Lifetime. Leave The Dude Alone And He'll Figure It Out.

If You're Older, You're Smarter. I Just Believe That. If You're In An Argument With Someone Older Than You, You Should Listen To 'em ... Even If They're Wrong, Their Wrongness Is Rooted In More Information Than You Have.

Here's How My Brain Works: It's Stupidity, Followed By Self-hatred, And Then Further Analysis.

The Thing Is, Comedy's Gone In A Weird Direction. People Are Really Into Ironic Comedy And Fakeness And Cleverness.