I Would Rather Be Rich Affluent And

I Would Rather Be Rich Affluent And Greedy And Go To Hell When I Die, Than Live In Poverty On This Earth.

I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except The Casualty List Of The World War.

I've Lost A Million And A Half On The Horses And Dice In The Last Two Years. And The Funny Part Is, I Still Like 'em, And If Someone Handed Me Another Million I'd Put It Right In The Nose Of Some Horse That Looked Good To Me.

A Smile Can Get You Far, But A Smile With A Gun Can Get You Further.

Be Careful Who You Call Your Friends. I’d Rather Have Four Quarters Than One Hundred Pennies.