I Would Rather Be A Serf In

The God Of War Is Impartial: He Hands Out Death To The Man Who Hands Out Death.

A Woman Is A Lot Like A Refrigerator. Six Feet Tall, 300 Pounds...it Makes Ice.

The Lot Of Man-to Suffer And Die.

Yea, And If Some God Shall Wreck Me In The Wine-dark Deep, Even So I Will Endure… For Already Have I Suffered Full Much, And Much Have I Toiled In Perils Of Waves And War. Let This Be Added To The Tale Of Those.

Oh, Everything Looks Bad If You Remember It.