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Weather Tonight: Dark. Turning Partly Light By Morning.

No One Who Has Had "taps" Played For Them Has Ever Been Able To Hear It.

Broadway Isn't A Very Big Career Move. There's No Money In It And It Doesn't Mean Anything To Your Career. It's Just A Nice Little Jewel In The Crown.

You Know Why We're Good At It? Because We Get A Lot Of Practice. This Country Is Only 200 Years Old, And Already We've Had Ten Major Wars. We Average A Major War Every Twenty Years. So We're Good At It!

By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.