I Would Never Use A Long Word,

A Goose Flies By A Chart Which The Royal Geographical Society Could Not Mend.

A Pun Does Not Commonly Justify A Blow In Return. But If A Blow Were Given For Such Cause, And Death Ensued, The Jury Would Be Judges Both Of The Facts And Of The Pun, And Might, If The Latter Were Of An Aggravated Character, Return A Verdict Of Justifiable Homicide.

Death Tugs At My Ear And Says, 'live. I Am Coming.

I Hate Paying Taxes. But I Love The Civilization They Give Me

Even A Dog Knows The Difference Between Being Kicked And Being Stumbled Over.