I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar

I'm Smart And I Can Be Really Funny And Interesting And I Can Go Toe-to-toe With Anybody In A Conversation.

I Didn't Get Along With Lindsay Lohan On 'confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen', But You Have To Consider That We Were 16-year-old Girls. I Haven't Seen Lindsay Since Then, But I Imagine She's Grown And Become A Different Person. I Know I Have.

I Think Most Of Us Maintain Some Sort Of Fantasy In Our Minds That We Are Heroes, If Only Secretly, That We Could Really Be Amazing If Only Given A Chance. That We Could All Be Loved One Day. You Can Always Think Of Yourself As Being Transcendent Or Heroic. I Think We All Are.

I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar Anytime Soon. I'm Not Meryl Streep.

My Sense Of Humor Doesn't Translate Well Into Print, Some Of The Things I Say Can Be Offensive Or Found Offensive Even Though I Don't Mean Them That Way. So I Have Been Told To Try And Censor Myself Here And There. I'm Trying, But I'm Not Really Succeeding At It.