I Would Never Join A Country Club

Before I Speak, I Have Something Important To Say.

Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject. Anyone Can Get Old. All You Have To Do Is Live Long Enough.

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.