I Would Love To Be Moses.

My Wife, As Proud As She Was Of Me, Hated Show Business For Good Reasons. There Was Something About The Spouse Always Being Pushed Out Of The Way, Shoved Aside. She Wanted To Get Away From It.

I Wasn't A Falling-in-the-gutter Type. I Drank At Home Because It Relaxed Me. I Was Shy Around New People, But After A Drink Or Two, I Became More Sociable.

I Went From My Mother To My Wife. And To This Day, I Can't Bear To Be Alone.

I Did A 'golden Girls' Once, Which Shot In Front Of An Audience, And That Went Well. I Had A Good Time. But I Need An Audience, For Comedy At Least.

I Sing And Dance. That's My Job.