I Would Love To Be Moses.

I Was A 'laurel And Hardy' Nut. I Got To Know Laurel At The End Of His Life, And It Was A Great Thrill For Me. He Left Me His Bow Tie And Derby And Told Me That If They Ever Made A Movie About Him, He'd Want Me To Play Him.

Put Me On Solid Ground And I'll Start Tapping! At My Age They Say To Keep Moving.

I Played A Killer Twice. Once On 'matlock,' On Andy Griffith's Show, I Got To Play The Killer.

I Never Made A Good Movie.

You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Yourself. Attitude Is Almost More Important Than What Happens To You.