I Would Always Rather Shoot For Something

90% Of Every Art Form Is Garbage - Dance And Stand-up, Painting And Music. Focus On The 10% That's Good, Suck It Up, And Drive On.

To Get Asked To Do Stuff Like 'united States Of Tara' And 'caprica' Is Terrific. I Can't Complain.

If Kevin James Or Paul Giamatti Drop Weight, I'm Done. I Don't Want To Be The Last Pudge Out There.

It Wasn't Until I Went To College And Met Different People From Different Areas Of Life - And Then Went To San Francisco And Met People Who Really Knew Who The Hell They Were - That I Kind Of Caught Up In A Hurry.

I'm Always Trying Out New Stuff Onstage. That's Where I Do All My Writing.