I Work As My Father Drank.

I Can Forgive Alfred Nobel For Having Invented Dynamite, But Only A Fiend In Human Form Could Have Invented The Nobel Prize.

Not Everybody Is Strong Enough To Endure Life Without An Anesthetic. Drink Probably Averts More Gross Crime Than It Causes.

Men Have To Do Some Awfully Mean Things To Keep Up Their Respectability.

A Broken Heart Is A Very Pleasant Complaint For A Man In London If He Has A Comfortable Income.

Bible Worship, Though At Its Best It May Achieve Sublimity By Keeping Its Head In The Skies, May Also Make Itself Both Ridiculousand Dangerous By Having Its Feet Off The Ground.