I Won't Put Myself In A Position

Life Brings With It Strangeness And Surprises And Upsets

Night Fell Clean And Cold In Dublin, And Wind Moaned Beyond My Room As If A Million Pipes Played The Air.

I Am An Armani And A Dolce & Gabbana Kind Of A Person.

I Dropped Chemistry. I Practically Blew Up The Lab In College.

Has All The Trappings Of A Mystery Novel, Doesn't It?