I Wondered – Would A Bullet Through

I Thought You Were Supposed To Be Pretending I Don’t Exist, Not Irritating Me To Death.

You Should Have Seen His Face When I Started Taking My Clothes Off. Priceless.

And, By The Way, I Adore You.... In Frightening, Dangerous Ways.

"happy Birthday," He Sighed, And Leaned Down To Touch His Lips To Mine. I Reached Up On My Toes To Make The Kiss Last Longer When He Pulled Away. He Smiled My Favorite Crooked Smile, And Then He Disappeared Into The Darkness.

Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner.